The McCully Emails - World Exclusive

It appears Murray McCully's emails have been hacked.

Through the tipline from an obvious underworld contact I have managed to obtain several of these emails which I will now release. The source who will only be known as Kim, has promised many more emails on the payment of large sums of money and dim sum vouchers.

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To: muzzamccully@xtra.co.nz
From: monicalew@gmail.com
Subject: Lost and Found
Date: 18th May 2011

Dearest Murray

It was a pleasure to meet you last night after your date with the heinous Hillary. I am glad you don't believe a word she says about me. She's like such a bitch.

Anyway I am sure it was a member of your staff but "someone" left a Gurkha Black Dragon in my hotel room. If you would like to come and get it let me know and I'm available.

Yours
Mon.
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To: monicalew@gmail.com
From: muzzamccully@xtra.co.nz
Subject: Re: Lost and Found
Date: 19th May 2011

Hi Monica

I am told by my staffer that this was indeed a small gift of appreciation for your hospitality last night. He won't remove the smile on his face which is always a good sign isn't it?

Keep in touch, this email is best.

Yours sincerely

Murray McCully

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To: muzzamccully@xtra.co.nz
From: svet1985@hushmail.com
Subject: greetings!!
Date: 21st April 2011

Dear McCully

I recall meeting you in lovely UAE in April 2011 last night with your friends. I had good time and everyone so funny.

I write as I told you about my girlfriend Domnica from Moldova, well she has a special friend Francesco and I want to put you in touch so you can maybe accept invite with me to go on their boat?

Thank you
Svetlana

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To: svet1985@hushmail.com
From: muzzamccully@xtra.co.nz
Subject: Re: greetings!!
Date: 22nd April 2011

Dear Svetlana

I had a good time last night as well as did my staff.

I think one of my staff left a small item of personal clothing in the meeting room. Would you mind leaving it at reception in a sealed envelope and I will have a staff member retrieve it?

I am a keen lover of large booats and if you send me some more information I will see how I can incorporate the venture into my next official trip. This email is best.

Yours sincerely

Murray McCully

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To: muzzamccully@xtra.co.nz
From: aaron.gilmore@parliament.govt.nz
Subject: Rugby World Cup tickets
Date: 10th September 2011

Dear Murray

Great to see you last night at the rugby. The AB's were brilliant and well worth the 5 hour walk back to my hotel.

As discussed given my crappy shithouse list position I am not happy. I don't know what's fucking happening Murray but I KNOW WHERE THE BODIES ARE BURIED.

Can you send me RWC tixs pllllllease? Preferably the finals.

Thanks mate

Aaron

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To: aaron.gilmore@parliament.govt.nz
From: muzzamccully@xtra.co.nz
Subject: Re: Rugby World Cup tickets
Date: 10th September 2011

Yeah I know it's tough politics Aaron. There's been many times I thought of quitting but you know, the people keep voting for me.

Sorry I can't give you tickets to the finals, we just gave the last lot out to the Greens support staff. Got to keep them sweet.

As a token of my appreciation I've got one ticket for you for the following games:

Namibia v Fiji
Scotland v Romania
Tonga v Canada
England v Georgia

Hope you can make them all mate, should be great rugby.

Cheers
Muzz

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To: muzzamccully@xtra.co.nz
From:apes1967@gmail.com
Subject: Spy
Date: 30th October 2011

Muzz

Just spat my fucking cornies out of mouth reading that b.s from the cow in Sunday papers.
I told you to sort the bitch out when she said I was holding your hand. I mean I can't reach down low enough to hold your hand can I?

Apes
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To: apes1967@gmail.com
From: muzzamccully@xtra.co.nz
Subject: Re: Spy
Date: 30th October 2011

April

You really need to calm down.

What kind of woman eats cornflakes? Don't you know how many calories they have? I told you the stress eating is no good for you.

Cheers
Muzz
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To: muzzamccully@xtra.co.nz
From: siriporn.vaginot@friendlythai.th
Subject: ASEAN conference
Date: 19th November 2011

Khun Murray

I enjoy meeting you at ASEAN summit Bali. You look very powerful and handsome next to Mr. Julia Gillard and almost as tall as her. I think you wear flat shoes which why you look shorter.

I think I can show you good time next time you in Pattaya and I can work with my Boss very closely to ensure plenty of New Zealand butter make it to Thai cooking class.

I wish you good luck for next week to make you Prime Minister. I would vote for you most excellently.

Love you and good wishes
Siriporn

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To: siriporn.vaginot@friendlythai.th
From: muzzamccully@xtra.co.nz
Subject: Re: ASEAN conference
Date: 20th November 2011

Siriporn

My staff and I definitely enjoyed meeting with you in Bali where we discussed many ways for more effective working relations between our two nations.

I have a few contacts who would most enjoy learning more about placement of butter in your market.

Please keep in touch by this email is best.

Thanks
Murray McCully